cimorene

i always go ::boggle:: when people go 'have a good fourth.' saying that to a stranger that in a grocery store is like assuming they're christian by saying shit about christmas or easter. why should july 4 be so universally important that the adjective 'fourth' is promoted to noun status?

i'd like to point this out somehow.

like, 'what, a good fourth break? do i get four today?'

'a good fourth donut? are you offering to buy me one?'

or 'i've actually only had sex once this year*, so number four is rather far off. :\'

*although that's not actually personally true, just to clarify.