getting foot un-numb via rotation: 5 min. purring kitty: sort of priceless

[cimorene]

there should be some measurement of the positive energy emitted by a purring kitten, like... 'kittohours.' one kittohour is the amount of purring that makes you feel good enough to erase one hour of stress or unhappiness at the median level of said stress or unhappiness. and then you could be like, 'lily emits three kittohours in just fifteen minutes, or one kh/min.'