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On The Road (ETA: rated XXX--ratings courtesy of the gallant [livejournal.com profile] randwise_gamgee ::sweeps a curtsey:: ;))




'babs! on the road at ass o'clock in the morning is no time or place for that! put your dress back on!'

'that's it. i'm pulling over.'

'i'll get the strap-on out of the back--don't bother putting your dress back on.'

'hey, barbie! shall i let my hair down?'

'i found the strap-on!'
'ooh, baby, take it off!'

'so what are you waiting for?'

'mm--aaaaaaahhhhh.'


'ohsweetmotherfucking jesus!'
'oh--my--babs, i don't know if i like that iiiiiimaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage--!'


on the road again

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-shadowleo520.livejournal.com
...

lol.

I am speechless.

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 08:16 pm (UTC)

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 08:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] vellum.livejournal.com
my other comment didn't go through, you might get two of these...

holy fuck.

where'd you get the strap on?

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
XD it's part of a lollipop stick!

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redstickman.livejournal.com
i made a bondage barbie and strap-on ken awhile back. barbie was wearing a latex halter top and a latex skirt, with black go-go boots and long black gloves. ken was wearing big black boots, an "x" leather biker's thing that goes across the chest, a collar, and a zipper face mask. oh, and he had a strap-on...

i made ken's big black strap-on out of baker's clay...as soon as i find the pics, i'll send em/post em. they're fabulous.

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
AHAHAHHHA.

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-thewayout304.livejournal.com
dare i ask what you used for the strap on? o.O

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
AHAHAH. you and everyone else! a hairband and a piece of lollipop stick i found on the floor!

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-thewayout304.livejournal.com
whoa. now thats what i call resourceful.

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
XD as [livejournal.com profile] hollsk said, it's like god WANTED ass-full-throttle-strap-on sex. oral sex wasn't enough for god! oh no!

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-thewayout304.livejournal.com
the thought of god wanting "ass-full-throttle-strap-on sex" is threatening to give me a very delicious case of the giggles.

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
IF HE DIDN'T WANT IT WHY DID GOD GIVE US STRAP-ONS HAIRBANDS, BARBIES, AND LOLLIPOP STICKS?

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-thewayout304.livejournal.com
ahahahahha how can i argue with logic like that?

:]

Date: 18 Aug 2003 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
that's what I'M sayin. ::smug::

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pickledixy.livejournal.com
Dude........ Just dude......

XXX isn't high enough. *has his hands over his eyes*

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 08:27 pm (UTC)

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coquettemoves.livejournal.com
the strap-on is faaaabulous.

love. this. lots. so much that you get the naked torso icon.

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
oh! high praise indeed! :D

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veuki.livejournal.com
Would you think me less of a woman if I told you I was really excited right now?

:X

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
not at all, baby. ::lick:: ;)

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterdemon.livejournal.com
That strap-on is the most brilliant piece of engineering I have ever seen.

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Date: 18 Aug 2003 11:40 pm (UTC)

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Date: 19 Aug 2003 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kmazzy.livejournal.com
man! blonde barbie's face on the 'ohsweetmotherfucking jesus' pic is just perfect!

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Date: 19 Aug 2003 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
i can't take credit for babs' face, alas... she came that way ;)

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Date: 19 Aug 2003 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kmazzy.livejournal.com
it's all about the positioning.

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Date: 19 Aug 2003 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
hahhah, is it ever. especially when it comes to how to come. ;9

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Date: 19 Aug 2003 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchdrunklover.livejournal.com
Ok, you offically rox my sox!

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Date: 19 Aug 2003 12:05 pm (UTC)

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Date: 19 Aug 2003 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knobby.livejournal.com
Damn even barbie's getting more than me!

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Date: 16 Oct 2003 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luna-k.livejournal.com
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen...

*sniff*

I think I love you.

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Date: 16 Oct 2003 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
love is beautiful, what can i say?

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Date: 16 Oct 2003 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plausible.livejournal.com
Hahaha. I LOVE YOU. I saw this linked on a friend's lj.. and wasn't sure what to think.. but I think that just made my day.. :)

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Date: 16 Oct 2003 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
::curtsey:: :>

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Date: 16 Oct 2003 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosemarymint.livejournal.com
One of my friends linked me here. This totally rocks my world. That strap on is so awesome I don't know what to do with myself.

More barbie sickness (http://www.murexthesnail.com/writing_barbie.html)

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Date: 17 Oct 2003 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
'sickness'? ^.^ what's sick about LOVE?

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Date: 17 Oct 2003 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychotik.livejournal.com
i was told "go here and wait. i don't care if you're on dialup."

i don't care if i'm on dialup either. that was fucking brilliant. TORA TORA TORRENCE! (that's a compliment.)

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Date: 17 Oct 2003 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
eheheh. thank you. ::curtsey::

you rule the school

Date: 17 Oct 2003 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shesnotdead.livejournal.com
FINALLY somebody who documents these things!!

BAAAAHAHAHAHHHA

Date: 19 Oct 2003 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tomkitten28.livejournal.com
that is AWESOME!

when i was in grade 5, i made a barbie porn home video... and my parents found it a few years later... AHAH!!

so fun. thanks for livening up my afternoon! :)

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Date: 22 Dec 2004 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watergal.livejournal.com
What everyone else already said: Ab Fab!!

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