lotr rps parody rec: limpidity by kendra--the funniest fic i've read in years

[cimorene]

this is my new favorite paragraph, EVER.

“I strive to continuously express my gratitude to the Universe,” Viggo murmured, his vowels lazily leaning against his consonants, occasionally knocking them over, then helping them up. It was all a slow, husky, lazy, sleepy slur.

(this bit is actually pretty factually accurate, unlike the rest of the fic, which is just wickedly spot-on lots of cliches and other assorted phenomena.  but this is still my favorite.)

thanks a zillion to kyuuketsukirui, who brought it to my attention with a rec.

limpidity by kendra, r, orli/elijah/viggo/sean bean and permutations.  humor.  A LOT of humor.