stargate: atlantis crack!fic rec

[cimorene]

just read screamingly funny crack!fic in which ancient technology turns mckay and sheppard into penguins. 

"You don't just give a guy a pebble and then take it back."
 
Rodney, from his expression, thought he was nuts, but was charmed anyway. "Do you hear yourself? I ask only from academic curiosity."

mating rituals, by karen mcfadyyon.

i need an sga icon.