can i borrow a cup of sex?

[cimorene]

wax_jism doesn't have a bed, and because she's been sniffing paint, instead of buying one she wants to make one.  "my brother has some blueprints," she says. 

fandom queens sleeping on a mattress on the floor! it's not RIGHT.  somebody call vb.  if anyone could make ikea donate one i'm sure it'd be her. 

because no way am i going to make my own bed in the hammers-and-nails sense.  the sheets sense, yes.  i can even make hospital corners!  thank you, martha stewart.  even though finnish people are too progressive for sheets. 

Comments

[perhael.livejournal.com]

having sex on a home-made bed sounds dangerously... dangerous.

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

fandom queens sleeping on a mattress on the floor! it's not RIGHT. somebody call vb. if anyone could make ikea donate one i'm sure it'd be her.

ahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahahahahhahahhhahahhahahhahahhahahhahh

hee!

also, wax is sniffing crack.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i'm SAYIN.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

to me too.

[viggorlijah.livejournal.com]

Seriously, a bed is one of the easiest things to make. It's a box, or even just like a giant plank of wood with some other bits of wood nailed underneath, and a mattress chucked on top. As long as she's not attempting a headboard and railings and things like that, it's safe. However the cost of the wood is probably going to be the same as the cost of an IKEA bed (a fairly crappy one) unless she can get decent cheap wood.

And then there's the Orgy-Proof Loft Bed....
http://www.oploftbed.com/

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i can see a very simple bed, and i acknowledge that it WOULD be simple, in theory, but neither of us has adequate carpentry experience. i'm okay with a drill and screwdrivers, but a saw? and wax says she sucks with a saw. so we get all sweaty and... how long does it take two lameass wimps like us? in the meanwhile, we sleep on the floor. and get splinters! i wish they had garage sales in finland... .