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5 Jan 2005 12:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cimorenedid i mention that this layout makes me want to stab things with toothpicks, barbecue skewers and crochet hooks?
not that there's enough time in the world, but i can at least start listing SOME of the things wrong with it:
+the flashing world flags--a)wtf do they have to do with starsky & hutch? b)they look like they're calculated to induce seizure.
+the growing-shrinking bubble hearts
+the flashing text
+the random gold things skating up and down the random red, white and blue page divider
+the animated american flag and the crying statue of liberty*
+the misspellings and bad punctuation
+the diagonally-scrolling rainbow on the word 'new'
+the dancing cartoon flamingo and its disappearing feet
*(00:16:09) cimness: THEY HAD TIME TO ANIMATE A TEAR ONTO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY... WHICH IS FROWNING WITH A BROKEN NOSE, BTW, BUT NOT TIME TO USE A FUCKING DICTIONARY.
(00:16:39) GhettoHobbit: Maybe there was a smaller plane that hit just her nose that we dont know about.
not that there's enough time in the world, but i can at least start listing SOME of the things wrong with it:
+the flashing world flags--a)wtf do they have to do with starsky & hutch? b)they look like they're calculated to induce seizure.
+the growing-shrinking bubble hearts
+the flashing text
+the random gold things skating up and down the random red, white and blue page divider
+the animated american flag and the crying statue of liberty*
+the misspellings and bad punctuation
+the diagonally-scrolling rainbow on the word 'new'
+the dancing cartoon flamingo and its disappearing feet
*(00:16:09) cimness: THEY HAD TIME TO ANIMATE A TEAR ONTO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY... WHICH IS FROWNING WITH A BROKEN NOSE, BTW, BUT NOT TIME TO USE A FUCKING DICTIONARY.
(00:16:39) GhettoHobbit: Maybe there was a smaller plane that hit just her nose that we dont know about.
