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[cimorene]

did i mention that this layout makes me want to stab things with toothpicks, barbecue skewers and crochet hooks?

not that there's enough time in the world, but i can at least start listing SOME of the things wrong with it:

+the flashing world flags--a)wtf do they have to do with starsky & hutch? b)they look like they're calculated to induce seizure.
+the growing-shrinking bubble hearts
+the flashing text
+the random gold things skating up and down the random red, white and blue page divider
+the animated american flag and the crying statue of liberty*
+the misspellings and bad punctuation
+the diagonally-scrolling rainbow on the word 'new'
+the dancing cartoon flamingo and its disappearing feet

*(00:16:09) cimness: THEY HAD TIME TO ANIMATE A TEAR ONTO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY... WHICH IS FROWNING WITH A BROKEN NOSE, BTW, BUT NOT TIME TO USE A FUCKING DICTIONARY.
(00:16:39) GhettoHobbit: Maybe there was a smaller plane that hit just her nose that we dont know about.

Comments

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

.....I'm not sure what the worst part of that layout is, but for now I think I'm gonna have to make it a tie between the Statue of Liberty and the flamingo....

[mirabella]

Wow. You've gotta be kind of awestruck by that kind of rampant bad taste. I bet they have pink lawn flamingoes too.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

dancing ones. which start spontaneously menstruating every now and then. (the flamingo, in its dance, periodically produces a big red patch between its legs.)

[kmazzy.livejournal.com]

the removal of that red patch would improve the stupid gif by a lot.

but not enough to make it ok.

*winces*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

My God. It's actually gotten uglier since the last time I visited. It looks like a Brunching Shuttlecocks parody of a fanfic site.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i know... it reminds me of the userinfo of that moonprincess goddess purple-haired person mira was making fun of sometime last year.

[dana-kujan.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks, Cim. Now I ded from seizure. Which never puts me in a good mood.

+the growing-shrinking bubble hearts?

Those would be "pulsing hearts," thank you. Hearts pulsing with love! The love of two men who happen to be cops!

+the random gold things skating up and down the random red, white and blue page divider?

Those would be stars, as in the Star & Stipes-- I'm guessing especially the one on Starsky's car-- F o r e v e r!

And for those who don't know: Flamingo is a BNF in S&H fandom/slashdom.
Watch out!! OMG1!1!

::twitches::

[cimness.livejournal.com]

ok, thanks for the stars and stripes. it didn't LOOK like a star. i should've got the hearts though.

and i know who flamingo is! but she doesn't know who i am, i'm sure. i doubt she'll be by, but if she is:

dear flamingo,

i stand by everything i've said. i'd be happy to clean up your layout for you. i'd consider it a service to humanity.

<3 cim

[watergal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, on point to the maxim, "Just because a thing can be done, doesn't mean it should be done."

Flamingo is a nice person. I do hope she takes you up on your kind offer. It would be nice to be able to find something to read with out zoning out on Dilantin first.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

it was sincerely meant...

HAHAHAHAHAH ICON.

[perhael.livejournal.com]

not to mention the fact that navigating that site is a BITCH. it takes longer to find the story you're looking for than it takes to read it.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

no fucking kidding. and it's all ugly, not just the index page. even the stories!