the official pitch: i survived the 02/01/2019 asteroid impact

NASA is already predicting the catastrophic* impact of asteroid 2002 NT7 with the earth on February 1st of 2019. Get your "I survived" shirts now, while the getting's good, and if by some chance** it actually happens, they may be worth thousands+!

* so we made the catastrophic up. so what?
** and by "chance," we mean "miracle."
+ but probably not.


(NOTE: this isn't the only image. there's also one that says 'i survived the impact of asteroid ... on february 1, 2019, so BACK OFF, BITCH.')

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i think i don't make sense. this has been a really insane day. i spent practically ten hours on that cafepress shop.

quote of the day from dad: 'even if no one buys one, it will still have been fun.'

i can't decide if that's funny because it's true or for some other reason.