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cimoreneNASA is already predicting the catastrophic* impact of asteroid 2002 NT7 with the earth on February 1st of 2019. Get your "I survived" shirts now, while the getting's good, and if by some chance** it actually happens, they may be worth thousands+!
* so we made the catastrophic up. so what?
** and by "chance," we mean "miracle."
+ but probably not.
(NOTE: this isn't the only image. there's also one that says 'i survived the impact of asteroid ... on february 1, 2019, so BACK OFF, BITCH.')
so i'm making biscuits for breakfast this morning, cause mom just went out of town. and my dad and i are eating breakfast together, and he says, like almost immediately--he's clearly been saving it to tell me about--
'well, i've got to tell you! at the party last night some people were asking me about the asteroid, and i didn't know--i guess because i didn't read the paper; but i asked ron, and he knew because he's an astronomer, and so then i went to the nasa website to find out more and it turns out that an asteroid has been predicted to impact the earth in 2019, and i thought: wouldn't it be cool to make some shirts of that? because then if it really did hit, they'd be worth thousands! so i was thinking of that cafepress shop you were telling me about...'
* so we made the catastrophic up. so what?
** and by "chance," we mean "miracle."
+ but probably not.
(NOTE: this isn't the only image. there's also one that says 'i survived the impact of asteroid ... on february 1, 2019, so BACK OFF, BITCH.')
so i'm making biscuits for breakfast this morning, cause mom just went out of town. and my dad and i are eating breakfast together, and he says, like almost immediately--he's clearly been saving it to tell me about--
'well, i've got to tell you! at the party last night some people were asking me about the asteroid, and i didn't know--i guess because i didn't read the paper; but i asked ron, and he knew because he's an astronomer, and so then i went to the nasa website to find out more and it turns out that an asteroid has been predicted to impact the earth in 2019, and i thought: wouldn't it be cool to make some shirts of that? because then if it really did hit, they'd be worth thousands! so i was thinking of that cafepress shop you were telling me about...'
