what's the male equivalent of a fag hag?

"Okay," Sam says, leaning across the table, "okay. So how many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

Ainsley asks in a monotone, "I don't know, Sam. How many?"

"Three. One to screw it in and two to write a folk song commemorating the occasion." He waits in anticipatory silence, and then says, "Come on, that was funny."

"I suppose it will surprise you to find out that it really wasn't," Ainsley says, then takes a long gulp from her wine glass.

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hi, so, driving to my dad's office i cried from singing along with 'two little girls.' (the handsome prince who rides up and unties your hands--you know. the something girlfriend who thinks she understands.)

er. there, there, nice hormones.

live from daddy's work.

big!gay! andy can read french, spanish, and german as well as english, and semi-frequently wants articles in these languages. today i'm doing an all-german-all-the-time list of the science rags (...i'm so amusing) natur und volk and natur und museum, whose runs start in our library circa 1926 and continue blithely through the sixties without even a pause for world war two. just imagine what i'm missing in the 1929-45 issues by not being able to read the language!

'scientists at the hasselhoff institute for trace fossils wrote away for a grant to study trace fssils; proposal denied by our feuhrer on the grounds that it involves the deaths of no ethnic minorities.'

'magma rock samples from pompeii donated to this university showed no adverse effects from exposure to human brain tissue removed from the head of a living subject.'

uh-HUH.

apparently one of the five facts that no one knew about avril lavigne is that her name is french for 'april.'

uh-huh.

another one was that she straightens her hair.

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this isn't a meme or anything, it's just a few of my favorite icons of the ones that showed up on my friends page this morning. not counting any i made. ;)

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...ahaha, that was fun. i kept forgetting i'd made icons and going, 'hm, that looks kind of... oh.'

bilbo! BILBO!

i'm copying the entire cd mr spock's music from outer space, by leonard nimoy, to my hard drive. ahahhaha. track 12: 'highly illogical.' 15: 'spock thoughts.' 3: 'where is love? [from oliver.]'

journalfen again:

journalfen codes are available here now that early adopter period is over and codes are required.

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Hundreds of trained monkeys are currently running about finding your search results. Please stand by.

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who can ever truly say they're satisfied with life for more than a few minutes at a time?

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i think i now own more photos of elijah wood than even god himself [edit: does. than god DOES].

not more than anyone who's capped the entire dvd, mind. but way too many. also, there aren't a lot of photos that convey bounciness, but there are a LOT that convey 'wtf?' or 'scared,' when you're talking about him.

uh, that just took... four hours. okay, to be fair, i wasn't doing that the whole time. naina reappeared out of nowhere for the first time in ages! had a chat. nice. ow, i think i'm toppling over on my--

--legs.

and also, random things make me grit my teeth and snarl. i'm like the malevolump, our crotchety twelve-year-old cat who has some difficulty walking. except for the walking part.

a fire on a rainy night

if i had a sock puppet gothling, i would set 'depressed' as her default mood in semagic.

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the filename for my moodtheme is 'pr moodtheme.'

bwahahhaha.

::slinks away::

...bwahahahha

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whoa, christina aguilera has eyebrows again!

i'll let you know when the makeup improves.