eyebrows spam!

i get this expression from le cim's-daddy. his forehead is extremely wrinkly, and has been for as long as i can remember. when i was little i tried to imitate him, but my forehead wouldn't wrinkle at all. it's getting better, though. ;)

oh, fabulous.

Chemical Weapons Found...
...in Alabama. The Army is burning "Cold War-era" chemical weapons after clearing a number of legal challenges. If you happen to live within 8 miles of the site in Anniston, you can get protective gear for free! First to go was "[An M-55 rocket]... loaded with enough sarin to wipe out a city." Doesn't that give you the warm fuzzies?

a BIG streetwalker

aahahhahahahahah!
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the horror!

searching for images of jewelry, i found this scary image:



ahahahHAHAH AHAHA HAHAA hahah the poor baby! its little FACE! 'why you stickin shit in my ear, yo?'

uhuh

hmm. i'm a little eh about the trouble of participating in awards things and am not sure it's worth it. then again, perhaps it's rude to refuse? does anyone know anything about this awards thing ('starless night')(edit for what i should have mentioned already: it's for lotr rps)? i'm not sure what i should do with it.

the night is looking up.

ahahaha badfic! i love a nice, ridiculous badfic. mmmmm. ::makes some tea::

my sister could have written this story.

AHAHAHAHHAHA! <3! badfic! not to insult my sister. for a precocious eleven-year-old, it would be quite good. it's the horrible failed attempts at historical detail that have me writhing on the floor. this is why the ignorant should either build their own universes from scratch or not attempt to write AUs.

edit: HAHAHAHAH...! I explored his mouth lasciviously. It was so worm and hot and wet. HAHAhahahahHA!