there's nothing i can do

bugger. we seem a bit short of food.

let me take this opportunity to say that i'm REALLY, REALLY fond of my heating pad. or i should say my mom's heating pad. the drawback is that it's like twenty years old. i'm surprised it hasn't burned me or something, or the plastic disintegrated yet. i guess that's the good thing about plastic...

rec? o.0

o.0

ahhhhhhhhhahahahhaahahha.

i've never before seen quite that VARIETY of legolas/gimli humor. by iocane. not new, so far as i know.

pretentiously deep

don't you hate when you know you're quite wrong about something and you have to continue to think (feel?) that way? i'm awfully stubborn. perhaps everyone is crazy in his or her own little way. if our minds were perfect they'd be computers. [insert entire plot of star trek:tmp or the changeling or any one of other star trek episodes, like that one with the crazy inventor and the M5 computer which i can't remember the name of]

speaking of, nimoy/shatner. theirloveissouneasilyunspoken,geezerish,andreluctant! rar. that chemistry. i'm starry-eyed and planning to write nimoy/shatner, elizabeth/will/jack and johnny depp/orlando bloom all after i finish Karl and Viggo's Manly Yet Gay Camping Adventure (and really that title is so awesome i'm tempted to keep it).

nnuh. ok, bad luck, therefore... VIGGOH.

bummerifically, i had to have my money market fund send me a check for liquidated shares instead of having it transferred, cause i closed my old bank account and didn't verify the new one yet. holls, as of now the flights come in at any time between 8:00 am and 3:00 pm. of course friday or saturday fewer may be available.

posting more viggo in hidalgo to viggo_daily and, naturally, right here for all of y'all.

( four small publicity releases and four big stills from the trailer )

i'm running out of alan pictures

but i'm not out yet!

two more monochrome, a trench coat and a funky blurred sepia-toned one. his hands! agg.

( just two alan today. )

johnneh

yeah, you ARE probably going to get boyimagespam in triplicate for a while--i've just discovered depp_daily too (::curtsies to mcee::).

( a different one, bigger )

re-elect the bushmeister bumperstickers from tinhuviel in sos_usa.

Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism
Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.
Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!
Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
Bush/Cheney '04: This time, ELECT us!
Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!
Bush/Cheney '04: 1984 Now
George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency

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johnny depp SLAMMING the us government. link from ninglor. bwahahah.

q;elkfjasdfasfdggggg guh

omg mirorelle posted like 1,600,042 pictures of johnny depp in this suede jacket and the snuggly blue plaid shirt and THICK BLACK PLASTIC-FRAMED GEEKY GLASSES A;SLKDJFAFFKTHZ.

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The responses cast doubt on the conventional view that celebrity worship is categorised into pathological and non-pathological cases - in other words, harmless fun and obsession. i think they meant 'obsession and harmless fun,' no? unfortunate phrasing comes from this article.

spam and snape... um... more alan pictures! yes.

+hey, you know, it's not true that orli can't act at ALL. he's somewhat limited, shall we say, in his repertoire of tone of voice and facial expression? but he CAN act. think of helm's deep in ttt.

+i'm going to have to go shopping tomorrow if i want to continue feeding lillian--which i should, if only to avert my parents' wrath when they return the day after tomorrow. ahem. who'd've thought the dog liked rice pilaf? heh.

+a link from dominatemeplz on the retouching of fashion photography--god, it's disgusting what they do to her--they cut flesh off of her arms! they brushed out the tendons on the backs of her hands! they brushed away shadows, actually CHANGING the contours of her face. they made her ribcage considerably smaller and then blew up her breasts! wtf! and the real her is so much more beautiful.

+i'm in deep deep awe of this, um, infectious disease party (orgy?) in spinooti's journal. and i'm deeply deeply grateful for the existence of metaquotes.

+i didn't know it was possible to read too much slash, but i think i may have just done it! can anyone else offer personal experience to help illuminate this troubling situation?

+suddenly i feel silly and kinda hyper. and i want to sing along. (scientificl-cl-cl)

+( 9 (!!!) alan rickman as snape liek. mmf. )

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to whom it may concern:

i love hollsk a lot.

to squirrelmir:

i laugh at your suffering. in fact, i'd watch it if i were you, because aragornonroof actually seems to be sharpening the papershredder. aragorn! careful with that thing...!