cimorene

slashy lord of the rings goodness gacked from versaphile and hunted from least expected.

after helm's deep--legolas/gimli
i will follow--legolas/gimli
a gift--legolas/gimli
home again, home again--frodo/sam
many welcomes, the ways of riders, time for deeds, hands that sing--legolas/gimli
when darkness falls--sam/frodo
tea and lavendar--sam/frodo
and i loved him that he did pity them--sam/frodo

...there are more, but you're not interested, i imagine.

if i were keeping a list of funnily misplaced modifiers--which i'm not--this would be on it (all nouns changed, to protect the author): he stared at the crown fixedly, wishing he wore it himself, instead of his enemy.

and who wouldn't rather wear a crown than an enemy? especially when enemies can get so heavy. hee!