meme from irisbleu

If you and I were alone in my room right now, what would we be doing?

(Now, post this in your LJ, and see what people want to do with you.)

fic breakfast

wine, women and schlong by brighid. the sentinel. J/B, PG. blair gets locked in the supply closet and overhears a conversation and has an epiphany. you can probably tell from the summary that you've read this formula before, but after all, it's a really nice formula--at least i've always loved it. and this one is awfully cute.



awwh a lapful of kitty. ♥ when i went in the bedroom to rescue my ipod where it was plugged into the computer, all the blankets were in the top half of the bed in a mound with nothing sticking out but a knee, with the other kitty perched on top of it all like a miniature mountain lion on a ledge.

all the news what's really irritating

the president of harvard an igorant misogynist?

it's not just bush, y'all.  america is on a trend.

god is an rpser

the book of fanfic, by msmanna (who is probably somebody's sockpuppet but whateva).


6: And the defenders of the fanfic said, "You don't have to read it if you don't want to!"

7: And the writers of mocking reviews said, "Likewise, asshat."

9: And other voices cried in the wilderness saying, "*Please*, people, can't we all just get along?"

10: Like anyone paid attention to *them*. Losers.

hunh.

fandom_wank leads to the unlikeliest places, like a mysteries of udolpho bag and got austen? bumpersticker which would be fabulous for my mom.

hahaha.  "it is a truth universally acknowledged that jane austen fans are prettier than danielle steele fans."

you know what's really sad?

it's really sad when your cat starts looking like a plucked chicken.

but it's really funny when she keeps forgetting the dog's there, and jumping down in front of his sleeping, unmoving face, and then hissing at him and waking him up.

tea: hey. life sucks. let me sit on your lap.
me: ::cuddlecuddle::
tea: ew! bad touch! bad touch! i said let me go! i said let me GO! you bitch, this was my chair!
me: ::lets go::
tea: HEY LEAVE ME ALONE DOG.
perry: wha? mom, just five more minutes?
tea: AND YOU BETTA BELIEVE IT.
perry: ... okay? >.>