you know what's really sad?

[cimorene]

it's really sad when your cat starts looking like a plucked chicken.

but it's really funny when she keeps forgetting the dog's there, and jumping down in front of his sleeping, unmoving face, and then hissing at him and waking him up.

tea: hey. life sucks. let me sit on your lap.
me: ::cuddlecuddle::
tea: ew! bad touch! bad touch! i said let me go! i said let me GO! you bitch, this was my chair!
me: ::lets go::
tea: HEY LEAVE ME ALONE DOG.
perry: wha? mom, just five more minutes?
tea: AND YOU BETTA BELIEVE IT.
perry: ... okay? >.>