why opposites should attract

cim: we have a bob!
wax: what--yeah. no, that's just a fly.
cim: no, a mosquito is--no a bee is a steve and a fly--no, a mosquito is a bob!
cim: so what's a bee? i mean what's a fly?
wax: darryl?
*cim falls over laughing

in other news,

cim: ahahah, isilya, we are down to NO food
cim: because we both are like afraid to leave the apartment
cim: both of us!
cim: she's like, "well... i'm not that hungry."
cim: and that's what i do too.  i'm like, "oh, i'm not SO hungry that i can't eat rice another day or two!"
cim: yesterday and today we have both survived completely on rice and semolina porridge!
Isilya: o_O
cim: ahahahhaha
cim: this is why opposites SHOULD attract
Isilya: you're TERRIBLE
Isilya: you're going to get scurvy!
cim: you should at least try to get someone with a different neurosis
cim: ahahah, i used up the last lime, too, on my ramen last week XD
* cim puts "lemons and limes" on grocery list