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I'd go to film premieres with Hansel and Gretel, but I haven't got a plebefic header.

1. Summary: The boys of NEWS need to get their ears checked because Shige and Tegoshi couldn't have possibly said what they think they did... Did they?



2. [Link to story]: "Of Hairballs (Or Just Balls in General)"



3. Summary: Lucius tries to be a good man, but, in his experience, good things don't happen. And when bad things happen, why should he still be good? [That's, uh, one take on moral philosophy]



4. Warnings/Squicks: SCHMANGST!



5. Warnings: Lucifer. He deserves a warning all of his own!

aeslis: #1-2