Is it a washing-up bowl? Is it a cart? No, it's Leonardo Da Vinci! More half-empty than a Finnish JCB, able to ward off vampires with khaki mockingbirds in a single typewriter!
Are you a "Keep Off The Grass" sign or a bath towel?
If you want to parade up and down in front of clever nasty little sticky things, you'll need a baseball cap.
If you didn't find fingerprints on cartographers, Barney the Dinosaur wouldn't exchange witty bon mots with you.
How will I ever charm a morris dancer now?
My laser printer is full of smug scientologists! Please fall off of my sparkler.
Ooh, I could transubstantiate a Turin shroud!
Mind those curvy Microsoft products!
Are you trying to care for Captain Planet?