Chimp research + anthropology = OTP

Looking at today's newspaper. Must be a slow day for news, because the lead image is extracts from the report on the country's highest wage earners. And, lol, Lauri Ylönen from The Rasmus is on the top 100 with his income of 400,000-something Euros per year! So, yes, Finland has less than 100 individuals who declare 1 million+ in income. That's so cute. (The Finnish population is around 5 million, I believe.) [ETA: In 2008, the US had about 5.1 million millionaire households and the state of Kansas alone had over 43,000 or 3.98% of the state population of ≈2.8 million.]

So. Anyway:

Last night I dreamed that there was a thriving industry in schmaltzy art and Hallmark cards, heavily featuring heart imagery, all produced by chimpanzees. When I woke, I was on the verge of saying, "But the question is whether chimps are innately twee or if they're socialized to be that way."

Chimp research + anthropology = OTP!, apparently.

Dr Martens Diva Darcie in red

I want the hat and periwinkle velvet bolero worn by Catherine in my icon and I want to wear them with these boots and some straight-leg jeans.

...Okay, maybe not the hat. Maybe.

plebefic summaries and... plebefic header-request/note thing

1. [summary] Cook is spending his birthday in The City, on his own. Or is he?



2. Summary: "So you give them illegal drugs?" "So you kill criminals?" the man retorted, mocking Gerard's nasally, raspy voice.



3. Summary: While looking through a scrap yard, Dean discovers a broken robot named Castiel. Dean fixes him, but Castiel remains unresponsive. Everyday, Dean wishes Castiel was functional. But when Dean's wish finally comes true, did he get more than he bargained for?



4. Summary: Gerard has only nine months to live after being told he has terminal cancer, so he decided to write a list of all the things he wants to do before he dies. Its then that he wishes he didn’t spend his life wasting away instead of living life to the full, maybe even falling in love...

And, okay, this post was on a plebefic community and it is like a header inverted! Or a header without a story! And anyway, it is just... either (a) awesome or (b) o_O or (c) both. You decide.

(5.)

Hi! New to posting on this site. I don't know if someone's allowed to put out a prompt or not, but I have a request. If it is allowed, can I ask any fan out there to write the following:


1.Gibbs/Tony slash a must.
2.Please rate it FRAO21/NC-17 and if ya need help with the sex scenes, ask me to help!
3.Can Tony start to become a mute, and have Abby and Gibbs teach him sign language? (make sure he does not lose his hearing, want him to still be able to work!)
4.Can it be set during 7th season also?
5.And lastly, have McGee/Abby, Ducky/Palmer background pairing a must.

If this can not be allowed, go ahead and remove it, but please e-mail me with a reason why it's not...