plebefic headers: genre: failed romance

1. Genre: Failed romance



2. Disclaimer: I do not own nothing and nobody.



3. Summary: Whether he likes it or not, Shige habitually tests gravity.



4. Summery: "You fucking shit. Did you really think you were going to get out of here?"



5. Summary: AU. Holmes has a stutter and gets frustrated when he can't express his thoughts on a case.

I should start to collect some statistics for what percentage misspell "summary" as "summery".

OTBT Ashland (in otan) and Merced (in mint)

How To Care For Your Angelic Soulbonding Handprint (SPN)

To understand the impetus behind this, you need to understand that the pairing Sam/Gabriel has blossomed astonishingly fast considering that they have a total of less than 3 episodes, and that it is therefore fanon-intensive, and that a recurring feature of said fanon across multiple writers is that Sam gets an angel handprint burn scar representing his [non-canon] angelic soulbond with Gabriel, mirroring his brother's angelic soulbond handprint from Cas on his shoulder. People are kinky like that. The conversation which led directly here was like this: ( Now I want the fic where there's like a standard angel handprint procedure! LIKE GETTING A BELLY-BUTTON PIERCING )

How To Care For Your Angelic Soulbonding Handprint

1. Expect to take special care of your handprint for at least the first four to six months. This will give it enough time to heal. Clean the handprint twice a day, no more, no less, with holy water. Before cleaning, use a cotton swab soaked in warm water to gently remove any crust that may have formed around the handprint.



2. Keep your handprint out of direct sunlight, tanning beds, pools, saunas, or any other excessively wet areas. Be sure to avoid contact with demons, demonic byproducts and artifacts, demonic hosts, and other sources of profane energy. If possible, wear a simple bandage when hunting to avoid contact with the magical or profane. If contact occurs, flush immediately with holy water.



3. Do your best to not let anything touch or rub the area, such as clothing, waistbands, belts, or straps. Friction will create problematic telepathic receptory spots which can cause problems during telepathic sex. Do not shave your handprint until it is fully healed.



4. Chrism, Oil of Abramelin, and other holy oils may help speed the healing process. To be sure that you are using the oils appropriately, consult your angel or an occultist professional before using them.



5. Avoid using laundry detergents that contain stain fighting enzymes on clothing that will come into direct contact with the handprint. The enzymes can impede healing.



6. Don't touch your handprint with dirty hands.



7. Don't let other people touch or lick it, as this may cause problems with your issuing angel. If contact occurs, pray to your issuing angel immediately.
   
   
8. If your handprint does form a scab, DO NOT pick at it. It will affect the final function of your soulbond. Make sure your handprint is completely healed before touching demons, performing any sexual magic not of a strictly divine nature, visiting tanning beds, pools, or saunas, or engaging in bondage with straps that could rub against it. If you have any other questions or concerns, contact your issuing angel.