Plebefic Bandom Retrospective: I can't have them be cheap sluts like that

1. Disclaimer/Time to save my ass: I don't know or own them, The Ways are not in the Mafia, and Frankie was never a prostitute or a stripper... I think...



2. Summary:Ryan works in one of twin towers. And yeah.



3. Summary: After meeting his brother's new friend, Ray, Mikey starts question just how straight he really is. When Ray invites the two brothers to join his Dungeons & Dragons campaign, Mikey realizes that Ray might not be either.



4. Rating: PG... once again because I can't have them be cheap sluts like that...



5. Summary: [AU/Historical] During the Ice Age, a Cro-Magnon Fra-nke [Frank] struggles with the untimely death of his band's leader, Ger-a [Gerard].
   Author Notes: FYI This is a historical fic, not comedy. Loosely based on a short story I wrote about eight years ago. I use dashes in the names to aid with how I imagine them being pronounced. Dialogue is intentionally normal, as my beta crossbow1 explained in my defense: As one of my Anthro professors said, there's no such thing as a primitive language: Every language is exactly as complex as it needs to be for the people who use it. For those who are unaware, Cro-Magnon man looked a lot like modern man. Italics signify a flashback/the past. Dedicated to vacantlystained for suggesting the idea of a caveman slash. [Yes, you do detect the hand of Immortal Waycestuous Assbaby Snake!Frank Girl.]