Plebefic Bandom Retrospective: I can't have them be cheap sluts like that

[cimorene]

1. Disclaimer/Time to save my ass: I don't know or own them, The Ways are not in the Mafia, and Frankie was never a prostitute or a stripper... I think...



2. Summary:Ryan works in one of twin towers. And yeah.



3. Summary: After meeting his brother's new friend, Ray, Mikey starts question just how straight he really is. When Ray invites the two brothers to join his Dungeons & Dragons campaign, Mikey realizes that Ray might not be either.



4. Rating: PG... once again because I can't have them be cheap sluts like that...



5. Summary: [AU/Historical] During the Ice Age, a Cro-Magnon Fra-nke [Frank] struggles with the untimely death of his band's leader, Ger-a [Gerard].
   Author Notes: FYI This is a historical fic, not comedy. Loosely based on a short story I wrote about eight years ago. I use dashes in the names to aid with how I imagine them being pronounced. Dialogue is intentionally normal, as my beta crossbow1 explained in my defense: As one of my Anthro professors said, there's no such thing as a primitive language: Every language is exactly as complex as it needs to be for the people who use it. For those who are unaware, Cro-Magnon man looked a lot like modern man. Italics signify a flashback/the past. Dedicated to vacantlystained for suggesting the idea of a caveman slash. [Yes, you do detect the hand of Immortal Waycestuous Assbaby Snake!Frank Girl.]

Comments

[eight_demands]

# Summary:Ryan works in one of twin towers. And yeah.

Yeah, I'm sure this fic is a completely sensitive exploration of 9/11. Just as long as there is lots of ass fucking in between all the people dying.

[brownbetty]

Everything about it screams 'tact!'

[pierydys]

"Summary: [AU/Historical] During the Ice Age, a Cro-Magnon Fra-nke [Frank] struggles with the untimely death of his band's leader, Ger-a [Gerard]."

THIS. I'm not even in the fandom and I'm falling in love with how impossibly crack-laden this author is. The fact that it's supposed to be completely only makes that even better. I might just need you to email me her webpage...

[pierydys]

...it's suppose to be completely SERIOUS only makes...

[cimorene]

I'm afraid I don't think she has a webpage. These stories were posted bits at a time, years ago - they were old even when I found them in '07 - possibly direct to one of several My Chemical Romance plebe comms, but I'm not even sure which one.