cimorene

waxjism: I want the fic where Loki turns into a mare and seduces Odin --
cimorene: It's not Odin. It's a stallion.
waxjism: It is?
cimorene: It's a magical horse that belongs to a giant!

cimorene: I want a fic based on the Viking food menus from Harald, where they just, like - all they do is eat that food.
waxjism: ON A PLANK! NO, ON A SWORD! [Ed.: Harald is an awesome ~viking restaurant full of taxidermy animals and servers dressed as Vikings where they give you plastic Viking helmets to wear and actually serve the food on a plank/sword/whatever. They do give you modern utensils though.]
cimorene: "Chicken à la Lindisfarne! Chicken breast captured from the monastery of Lindisfarne, coated with veta cheese and served with ember baked potatoes, gooseberry jam, honeyed root vegetables and Wine of Wisdom sauce."
waxjism: VOYAGE OF BLUETOOTH! VOYAGE OF GODWINSON!
cimorene: lol bluetooth
waxjism: Bluetooth is a real guy! Harald Blåtand. The device is named after him. IDK why he's called that... I think he had a rotten tooth at the front of his mouth...
cimorene: Basically you don't even need any plot or sex or anything because the menu itself is so funny. Like I could just read the menu and lol.
waxjism: And have.

waxjism: I want the stories about Loki slutting it up in the name of mischief with men, women, giants, flora and fauna, all of the gods, stepmom and stepdad, ~biological mother and father, and of course, when he turned into a milkmaid and had hundreds of babies. And fucked everyone in Midgard or whatever... all the Vikings.
cimorene: ...Yeah. And he can also go south out of Pohjola and have sex with Väinämöinen.
waxjism: And he can cross over into other religions! He can cross over into other religions to see if he can pull some gods there.
cimorene: He did that in Supernatural! He had a thing with Kali! ... No wait. Väinämöinen isn't the hot one.
waxjism: Lemminkäinen. Although Väinämöinen never saw a fair maid he wouldn't bone.
cimorene: Well, I'm sure he can do both of them.

To be updated as ideas occur.

Now I need a Loki icon of some sort. *rifles John Bauer art folder*

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Warning: language, sex, human trafficking, gambling, abuse
Summary: Frank thought his luck had changed when he won $5,000 on a scratch-off lottery ticket, but it just seemed to make everything worse. First, he couldn’t buy the dog and the unconditional love he wanted because he ended up spending the money on Gerard instead. And, second, the slave he bought out of pity seemed to hate him even though he just wanted to help.

multi-fannish American queer cat & bunny owner in Finland