header spelunking: In an attemp at murder, Bilbo runs away from the castle

1. It had been 1009 years, 34 weeks, one day and 59 minutes later heretofore known as now. Thranduil was a pie maker.
   


2. Lord Smaug had always been the fairest in the land, until a servant Bilbo Baggins officially became of age. In an attemp at murder, Bilbo runs away from the castle, and finds himself in the company of twelve dwarves. All who are shocked but pleased at Bilbo's sudden arrival. But Smaug has not stopped his plan for Bilbo's death.


3. Porn Industry AU. Azog and Bilbo are porn stars and the film they are starring in might not look out of place as a non-con/dub-con fic. . But their on-screen personas are nothing like their off-screen personalities. Bilbo is the sassiest star there and doesn't take shit from anyone and Azog is working his way through a university degree.


4. [tags] Aidan Turner - Relationship, Kili - Relationship, You - Relationship
   So you took a chance and landed a once in a lifetime date with actor Aidan Turner, who plays Kili in The Hobbit.
   You're not going to freak out. No. You're going to play things very cool.
   NO, YOU SO WILL BE COOL. D:
   ps, 'you' can be male or female. ;) Your choice, reader. It IS you, after all.


5. [fandom] fan made charecter X charecter
   [tags] fan charecter / Azog, Fan made, fantacy - Freeform
   [summary] Hivt is a girl in her early twenties, 1/4 elf and 3/4 human. Orphaned, outcasted and living alone in the wilds of a territory she believed to be nomans land close to the border of the Elvish kingdome. She lives a life full of solitude until the night when a clan of the least expected creatures takes her in as their own. There is something about their leader that draws her attention, she cant put a finger on it though. What will her new life bring?