This week down at the ol' daycare

CHILD: Cim Cim Cim Cim
ME: What?
CHILD: Wasps aren't eaten.
ME: That's true. We don't eat wasps. It isn't a good idea.

SAME CHILD: Where did the siren car go?
ME: Right past us. Somewhere else, where there's probably an emergency.
SAME CHILD: Yes, somewhere far away. I saw a siren car and then a helicopter came and they arrested a monster.
ME: Wow... whoa, a monster?
SAME CHILD: Yes, a big monster. REALLY big. It was this big [Indicates a height of 3']

ADULT: Okay, we've got horses in the barn now, so what animal should live there next? Maybe a cow, or pig?
CHILD: BEAR!

CHILD, to me: Why do you always wear jeans?
ME: Um - I guess because I like jeans, but -
CHILD: Yeah but sometimes they should be taken off and washed though.
ME: Er, that's right. And that's why I do that. I have more than one pair of jeans.
CHILD: I have some jeans but my favorite pair are pink and they have a zipper AND a button.

CHILD, entering the room: AHHH, LOOK! LOOK WHAT THE NEW ADULT IS DOING! SHE'S DRAWING ON HER PHOOOONNNNNE!
ME: Hello.
CHILD: Why are you drawing on your phone?
ME: I like to draw.
CHILD, losing interest: Anyway here's my butt!
OTHER CHILD: And mine!
FIRST CHILD: HAHAHHA! EVERYBODY POINT TO YOUR BUTTS!

header spelunking: How do you even write things

1. This fic is not beta-ed nor brit-pricked. How do you even write things and how do you come up with titles really?
   enjoy!


2. ((And please just pretend that there is a timeline that makes sense, lol, I'm afraid I'm ignoring such things for the sake of a good story))
   


3. TW: Major Character Deaths
   I would recommend listening to the song while you read, but also adding in the lyrics in the brackets that I changed from the original song.


4. Tags: Implied Versatile Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski


5. Please beware. This is an absolute crack! Seriously it’s so shitty but I kind of like it XD

real things that a real, adult person actually said to me today include

TW: GROSS FOOD

"I never use ketchup... I don't even like it. I mean, except when I'm making pasta sauce with ground beef and on top of the pizza crust of course, but not just on top of food."

#WHY #HOW #NO #NOPE #THAT'S NOT HOW YOU FOOD