You'd never guess he's pure evil

After waking us uninterruptedly from 4-5 am three days in a row, yesterday Snookums finally got locked in the sauna. It did quiet him down, but I couldn't actually sleep deeply knowing he was in there without a litterbox, food, or water, so I dozed and then let him out less than an hour later, and he happily went to bed.



So today when he wouldn't quit the yelling I put him there again, but I set a half-hour timer to let him out so that I could sleep in the interim. Unfortunately I didn't consider in my mostly-asleep state that when it went off it would wake waxjism up, in this case at 4:30 am. She sleeps much more soundly, which is why I get the brunt of Snookums being an asshole at night, but she doesn't sleep through alarms.

Now what???

As I see it, either

1. put survival supplies in the sauna at night in preparation for solitary confinement, or


2. do something about the alarm problem - but what, sleep on the sofa?


3. Or, I guess, try another, different method for making Party Cat stop when he wants to party in the wee hours.

header spelunking: What happens next is anyone's guess, including mine

1. ( warning: bestiality, nsflife )


2. Ultron escaped easily before the last of his bodies were destroyed, and ends up catering to a young girl as a false user interface until he can rise to power again. But the girl may serve as a larger distraction than he anticipated.


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   That summary was terrible but I honestly can't remember this fic that well and it's too long to read over oops.


4. What if Loki wasn't buckets crazy?


5. Lee, a drop-out drama student, now works as a tattoo artist at a successful parlor in New York. What happens next is anyone's guess, including mine :)

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