honestly i'm still laughing at daddy trying to get evelyn to help him eat his phone

description: screencap from text chat showing my sister's message, i'm honestly still laughing at daddy trying to get evelyn to help him eat his phone

Last night my mom texted us that my dad had a dream that he'd just eaten a deadly poison & had to take the antidote as quickly as possible; he could see the antidote on his desk. He woke up, but he didn't realize it was a dream, so he was trying to get his attendant Evelyn to get it for him so he could eat it.

Evelyn says, "That's your phone."

He says, "Oh. It is."


description: screencap of text conversation showing my mom's message, two crying laughing emojis and I laughed all that morning, every time I thought about it.