geriatric bunny crime wave continues

Inspector Japp, our tiny criminal, stole and ate two half Ferrero Rochers, with foil, from inside their plastic box on top of a plant stand two days ago.

That amount of chocolate cannot be good for him. ... But he seems absolutely fine and normal, and the symptoms would have appeared by now, so... I guess we got lucky!



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Tristana's made one step closer to Sipuli, as Sipuli made one step closer to proximity without scaring Tristana away by getting too excited. That was less than a week ago but it hasn't been repeated since.

Some delightful bits of The Antiquary by Walter Scott

• or he might have staid to take a half-mutchkin extraordinary with his crony the hostler



• The young gentleman, who began to grow somewhat impatient, was now joined by a companion in this petty misery of human life—



• The floor, as well as the table and chairs, was overflowed by the same mare magnum of miscellaneous trumpery, where it would have been as impossible to find any individual article wanted, as to put it to any use when discovered.



• As Mr. Oldbuck thought his worthy friend and compeer was in some respects little better than a fool, he was apt to come more near communicating to him that unfavourable opinion, than the rules of modern politeness warrant.



• “Woman,” said he, “is that advertisement thine?” showing a bit of crumpled printed paper: “Does it not set forth, that, God willing, as you hypocritically express it, the Hawes Fly, or Queensferry Diligence, would set forth to-day at twelve o’clock; and is it not, thou falsest of creatures, now a quarter past twelve, and no such fly or diligence to be seen?—Dost thou know the consequence of seducing the lieges by false reports?—dost thou know it might be brought under the statute of leasing-making? Answer—and for once in thy long, useless, and evil life, let it be in the words of truth and sincerity,—hast thou such a coach?—is it in rerum natura?—or is this base annunciation a mere swindle on the incautious to beguile them of their time, their patience, and three shillings of sterling money of this realm?—Hast thou, I say, such a coach? ay or no?”



• "[A] walk in the garden once a-day is exercise, enough for any thinking being—none but a fool or a fox-hunter would require more."



• "But ye like to gar folk look like fools—ye can do that to Sir Arthur, and the minister his very sell.”
  
  “Nature has been beforehand with me, Grizel, in both these instances, and in another which shall be nameless."



• "I have a literary friend at York, with whom I have long corresponded on the subject of the Saxon horn that is preserved in the Minster there; we interchanged letters for six years, and have only as yet been able to settle the first line of the inscription. I will write forthwith to this gentleman, Dr. Dryasdust,..."
  



• For, gentle reader, if thou hast ever beheld the visage of a damsel of sixteen, whose romance of true love has been blown up by an untimely discovery, or of a child of ten years, whose castle of cards has been blown down by a malicious companion, I can safely aver to you, that Jonathan Oldbuck of Monkbarns looked neither more wise nor less disconcerted.