the joys of mother-daughter friendship

[cimorene]

i register at a temp agency.

mom: so do you have a job?
me: well, i'm supposed to call next monday.
her: you should call friday.
me: they said to call monday.
her: but if you call monday what if they have a job monday? you won't be able to do it.
me: but they said to call monday.
her: well obviously they're never going to give you a job at all and it's going to be one of those and you would be better off working at mcdonald's.