ohmiya arashi episodes
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d no arashi: mannequins
arashi are standing in a row on the beach, to introduce the ep like, "hi! welcome!" and then they all five cheer, but ohno and nino turn to each other, jump in the air with a high-five, and then put their hands down and their arms around each other.
<- nino rubbing his butt ruefully.
<- jun and aiba return to wherever it is sho is to find him sitting at a table and chatting with a mannequin. then they all eat lunch together.
nino lounges swishily against ohno...
...nino then gets carried away with the gesticulating and ohno, afraid that he plans to move more than 2 cm away, grabs his arm to keep him there.
there is no chatlog for this, but here are some caps, anyway, from
mago mago arashi: ohno & nino and the shy granny
in this episode, arashi's pathological urge to matchmake focuses partially on the granny, whom they worry is a little shy (and who goes to some trouble to keep from looking at the camera, to nino's bafflement. you can just see "what should i do?" on his little face), and partially on the grandpa, who explains that because of their arranged marriage he never actually had the opportunity to propose to granny, but that he regrets that because he has come to love her very much in the last forty-something years. as usual, the whole thing starts with a little chat with all of arashi, and as usual, nino and ohno sit comfortably together like the old married couple (who would never have neglected something so romantically essential as the proposal!!!) they are. i get the impression that the little chats are actually recorded after the episode proper because ohno and nino seem to be giving expert opinions to the others, but i could be wrong about that. i'm not wrong about the marriedness though. it's almost as though this encounter with the shy granny and the beer-drinking grandpa have rekindled their own romance in some small way:
nino and ohno wander around at a bay or a harbour or someplace where ojiichan and obaachan are both at work, as they are fisherpeople, though of different kinds.
"is that them? baby? are you listening to me?"
"sorry, it's just there are some wetsuit-wearing freaks in the water over there... what?"
obaachan seems to do something with red, fluffy seaweed that looks alarmingly like feather boas. this involves her wearing a giant wetsuit in the water. ojiichan has boats and nets and things for ohno to help him with. also on his agenda is feeding ohno some beer (ohno's wide-eyed reaction to the beer is priceless), measuring how tall ohno is and writing his name on the wall, and singing karaoke until ohno falls asleep. for whatever reason - maybe he wanted to drink out from under ohno's nervous gaze, or maybe he thought ohno was cute - ojiichan left him asleep, so when he gets back, nino gets to wake him.
nino chooses the playful, rather than the tender, method of waking, and reaches for the karaoke microphone to tap ohno on the head with.
he taps very gently, however, and ohno's eyes flutter open to see nino and he arches his neck a little, and then
closes his eyes again and rolls away from the camera
to touch nino's right hand, i think, only then nino, completely forgetting about how he wasn't going to be all tender, drops his other hand and touches ohno's face.
for dinner they have lobsters, fish and other delicacies fixed by obaachan, and ohno and nino learn the proper way to eat lobsters. then they introduce their plan for ojiichan to propose. nino gets out his guitar to strum and sing a love song (at least, it sounds like one) which i think he says he has written himself. his voice is rough but utterly charming. ohno thinks so too. ojiichan proposes and everyone looks suspiciously close to tears, and then ohno presents ojiichan and obaachan with a picture of obaachan in her wetsuit and ojiichan gleefully brandishing a large bottle of beer. ohno and nino are sent away with two giant styrofoam coolers full of food and some kind of little shiny square thing.
still feeling a little teary, his mushy diehard-romantic sides touched by the scene in the house, nino slings his arm around ohno's shoulders and gathers him into his side, even though that makes the styrofoam cooler a little more awkward.
there are several bonuses here, from a no arashi (the marinated eggs episode) and one of the sho & aiba eps of mago mago arashi.
i keep getting an overpowering sense that one of them is about to climb into the other's lap, but i can't actually decide which.
this is the little facial twitch ohno makes on the Extremely Gross marinated egg - the one which sho actually spit across the table, and which ohno was the only one to swallow.
the rare ohno-variety of the Face of Oh No, My Mate Is In Distress :|!
a common sight to the members of arashi, no doubt.
aiba's experiment with walking on sheets of plastic wrap results in him falling on top of ohno and nino lunging forward, um, between ohno's legs, just to steady them.
aeslis! d no arashi: mannequins
arashi are standing in a row on the beach, to introduce the ep like, "hi! welcome!" and then they all five cheer, but ohno and nino turn to each other, jump in the air with a high-five, and then put their hands down and their arms around each other.
[16:54] cim: then sho starts talking and even though they're already standing with their hands and arms touching, when they turn to face him, ohno steps FORWARD so he's actually plastered to nino's back again (this is a favourite move with him).
[16:55]
[17:00] cim: there's something slightly surreptitious about ohno's nino-touching, it seems to me, somehow. like, he's not ashamed at all, but he just... does it, with like, elaborate casualness. which makes me think that he actually thinks about it. it's kind of like, "am i really allowed to do this? i can touch?"
...
[17:03] cim: it's a TEAM COMPETITION OF MANNEQUIN HUNTING. OHMIYA VS AIBA & JUN. FÖASLKDJFÖALSKJDFÖKLASDJFÖAKSJDF! SO MUCH CRACK OMG!
[17:07] cim: they walk by a beauty salon, and the narrator goes: "is this person... a mannequin?"
[17:07] cim: then they peek into the salon -
[17:07] lilah: ahahahahahaha
[17:07] cim: and nino's like, "um... good afternoon..."
[17:07] lilah: "are you a mannequin?"
[17:07] cim: and they start making smalltalk while craning their necks to stare, trying to tell if the person is a mannequin.
[17:08] lilah: ahahahahhahahaha!
[17:15] cim: ohno and nino are lame. they've probably been making out instead of looking.
[17:15] lilah: ahahahaha. they're too distracted to find mannequins!
[17:15] cim: they're just walking around. but when the scene cut to them, nino was sitting on a stone wall and ohno was standing in front of him. now they're at a salon too!
...
[17:20] cim: OMG what just happened! nino was like, "OMG LOOK!" and suddenly swerved and darted up into this yard and ohno tried to follow and scrambled, and stumbled, and like... hit nino's butt by accident? or knocked something onto him?
[17:20] lilah: AHAHAHAHA
<- nino rubbing his butt ruefully.
[17:21] cim: SO THEY'RE ALREADY IN THIS WOMAN'S YARD, so nino just yells "GOOD AFTERNOON!"
[17:22] cim: this woman comes out, but they've already seen up close that it's a mannequin set up at the laundry line.
[17:22] lilah: heeee
[17:22] cim: so nino's like, "excuse me, but what is this here?" (gesturing to the mannequin)
[17:22] cim: so the woman is like, "it's our grandma."
[17:22] lilah: ahahahahahahahaha
[17:23] cim: and nino is like, "ah? the grandma? really?" and he... crouches down on the ground and... is he... poking the mannequin's shoe?
<- jun and aiba return to wherever it is sho is to find him sitting at a table and chatting with a mannequin. then they all eat lunch together.
[17:43] cim: DUDE THEY THOUGHT A LITTLE OLD MAN WAS A MANNEQUIN AND NINO SNUCK UP BEHIND HIM AND HUGGED HIM!
[17:43] cim: ohno's like, *bow* "i apologise for my boyfriend; he's kind of a spazz."
[17:44] cim: (not really, alas.) (he did bow, though.)
nino lounges swishily against ohno...
...nino then gets carried away with the gesticulating and ohno, afraid that he plans to move more than 2 cm away, grabs his arm to keep him there.
there is no chatlog for this, but here are some caps, anyway, from
mago mago arashi: ohno & nino and the shy granny
in this episode, arashi's pathological urge to matchmake focuses partially on the granny, whom they worry is a little shy (and who goes to some trouble to keep from looking at the camera, to nino's bafflement. you can just see "what should i do?" on his little face), and partially on the grandpa, who explains that because of their arranged marriage he never actually had the opportunity to propose to granny, but that he regrets that because he has come to love her very much in the last forty-something years. as usual, the whole thing starts with a little chat with all of arashi, and as usual, nino and ohno sit comfortably together like the old married couple (who would never have neglected something so romantically essential as the proposal!!!) they are. i get the impression that the little chats are actually recorded after the episode proper because ohno and nino seem to be giving expert opinions to the others, but i could be wrong about that. i'm not wrong about the marriedness though. it's almost as though this encounter with the shy granny and the beer-drinking grandpa have rekindled their own romance in some small way:
nino and ohno wander around at a bay or a harbour or someplace where ojiichan and obaachan are both at work, as they are fisherpeople, though of different kinds.
"is that them? baby? are you listening to me?"
"sorry, it's just there are some wetsuit-wearing freaks in the water over there... what?"
obaachan seems to do something with red, fluffy seaweed that looks alarmingly like feather boas. this involves her wearing a giant wetsuit in the water. ojiichan has boats and nets and things for ohno to help him with. also on his agenda is feeding ohno some beer (ohno's wide-eyed reaction to the beer is priceless), measuring how tall ohno is and writing his name on the wall, and singing karaoke until ohno falls asleep. for whatever reason - maybe he wanted to drink out from under ohno's nervous gaze, or maybe he thought ohno was cute - ojiichan left him asleep, so when he gets back, nino gets to wake him.
nino chooses the playful, rather than the tender, method of waking, and reaches for the karaoke microphone to tap ohno on the head with.
he taps very gently, however, and ohno's eyes flutter open to see nino and he arches his neck a little, and then
closes his eyes again and rolls away from the camera
to touch nino's right hand, i think, only then nino, completely forgetting about how he wasn't going to be all tender, drops his other hand and touches ohno's face.
for dinner they have lobsters, fish and other delicacies fixed by obaachan, and ohno and nino learn the proper way to eat lobsters. then they introduce their plan for ojiichan to propose. nino gets out his guitar to strum and sing a love song (at least, it sounds like one) which i think he says he has written himself. his voice is rough but utterly charming. ohno thinks so too. ojiichan proposes and everyone looks suspiciously close to tears, and then ohno presents ojiichan and obaachan with a picture of obaachan in her wetsuit and ojiichan gleefully brandishing a large bottle of beer. ohno and nino are sent away with two giant styrofoam coolers full of food and some kind of little shiny square thing.
still feeling a little teary, his mushy diehard-romantic sides touched by the scene in the house, nino slings his arm around ohno's shoulders and gathers him into his side, even though that makes the styrofoam cooler a little more awkward.
there are several bonuses here, from a no arashi (the marinated eggs episode) and one of the sho & aiba eps of mago mago arashi.
i keep getting an overpowering sense that one of them is about to climb into the other's lap, but i can't actually decide which.
this is the little facial twitch ohno makes on the Extremely Gross marinated egg - the one which sho actually spit across the table, and which ohno was the only one to swallow.
the rare ohno-variety of the Face of Oh No, My Mate Is In Distress :|!
a common sight to the members of arashi, no doubt.
aiba's experiment with walking on sheets of plastic wrap results in him falling on top of ohno and nino lunging forward, um, between ohno's legs, just to steady them.
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Date: 14 Aug 2006 05:02 am (UTC)also, omg, omg, married. they are so married! they totally proposed! (who proposed first?)
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Date: 15 Aug 2006 04:43 pm (UTC)...ohno, but it was nino's idea. see, nino was hanging on ohno and saying something about a plastic ring that ohno had and ohno was like, "well, do you want it?" and gave it to nino, and then nino kissed him so ohno gave him a formal "would you make me the happiest man on earth by doing me the honour"-type of thing.
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Date: 16 Aug 2006 01:26 am (UTC)XD!
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Date: 16 Aug 2006 08:03 am (UTC)i don't think i can really claim the style personally, alas! the things you mention are kind of a mixture of dave barry and pg wodehouseness, i guess. well, and would you make me the happiest man... is kind of regency-era. but that could be attributed to wodehouse too.
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Date: 16 Aug 2006 02:44 pm (UTC)