instantaneous
by cimorene
sheppard/mckay, nc-17, mid-s1, 129K
beta by
isilya and
giddygeek (♥!) and invaluable help from
kaneko,
julad and
wax_jism.
by cimorene
sheppard/mckay, nc-17, mid-s1, 129K
beta by
"God, life is so unfair. I find what appears to be the sole personal teleportation device in the city, it decides it likes you, and what do you do with it? Save the city with a stunning feat of bravery and tactical prowess? No. You don't even bring me coffee--you use it to increase your repertoire of juvenile humour with a prank that three-year-olds have been carrying off successfully without teleportation probably for centuries."