cimorene

wax: sure, people are fat, but they know it's not healthy! nobody thinks that being fat and eating fried food drenched in oil is good for your health. if you missed the memo about that you deserve to die.
me: you deserve to die? you don't think that's a little harsh?
wax: you do!
me: "and the penalty for missing this memo... is death."
wax: well, it is.

[wax's cat barfs on the floor.]
wax: there's vomit on the floor.
me: it's more like bile.
wax: but it's on the floor.
me: are you going to wipe it up...?
wax: no. i'm going to work.

in other exciting news something's wacky with my ipod.

shiroi_chi took the charger to lithuania and now for some reason the ipod isn't charging when plugged into the computer. this probably is something to do with that damn usb/usb2 thing again. AND IT KEEPS MAKING OMINOUS BEEPING NOISES. stop it! :[

i can't end an entry on such a depressing note, so here is matsujun with baby animals.