Why Men Eat Turnips and Women Can't Wink

[cimorene]

"There's even a self-help book called If Men Could Talk. When I first saw it in a bookshop, I thought this has to be a joke. It's so patronising to men. I'd like to write a spoof one, and see how seriously people take it - Why Men Eat Turnips and Women Can't Wink."  ahahah! link from makesmewannadie.