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cim: So. 3.7 and 4.5 were... there was an American phrase he'd heard once, 'asshole buddies.' They hid it well; neither of them seemed at all--well, gay, or effeminate, or whatever.
[livejournal.com profile] perhael: OMGGHGGGGGGGDBGFNKGMKNKJFFHSHDF
cim: ASSHOLE BUDDIES?

cim: it's american? i feel so culturally impoverished!
wax: *goes to the urban dictionary*

1.        Asshole buddies
       
During WW2, sex was hard to get, and masturbation and fellatio were totally unacceptable practices. But in a foxhole environment asshole buddies could sodomize each other, in turn, without problem, as long as it was kept on the down low.

I get along pretty good with Pvt X. We're asshole buddies.

I'll bet those guys are asshole buddies.



2.        asshole buddies
       
Pals, accused of being so close they have become fudge packers.

John Kerry and the Breck girl weren't exactly asshole buddies until Kerry bit his tongue and chose him for Veep.


okay, so, several things strike me about this.  like for instance:

1. ASSHOLE BUDDIES?
2. anal sex was more socially acceptable than masturbation?
3. ASSHOLE. BUDDIES.

cim: there should be like an ann taintor icon. a 50s guy making a thumb's-up, going, "WE'RE ASSHOLE BUDDIES!"
[livejournal.com profile] perhael: YES.
[livejournal.com profile] perhael: now i want icons with like, every otp i've ever had
[livejournal.com profile] perhael: with ASSHOLE BUDDIES on it!

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Date: 12 Jan 2007 11:40 pm (UTC)

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Date: 12 Jan 2007 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hollsh.livejournal.com
*fucking dies from laughing*

I WANT THAT ON A SHIRT!

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Date: 13 Jan 2007 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eleveninches.livejournal.com
During WW2, sex was hard to get, and masturbation and fellatio were totally unacceptable practices. But in a foxhole environment asshole buddies could sodomize each other, in turn, without problem, as long as it was kept on the down low.

WHAT.

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Date: 13 Jan 2007 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claire.livejournal.com
John and Rodney = ASSHOLE BUDDIES.

Also, this brings up disturbing thoughts about my grandfathers time in the army during WW2. DO NOT WANT.

Re: 2

Date: 13 Jan 2007 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miriam-heddy.livejournal.com
It actually makes a lot of sense that anal sex would be more acceptable than fellatio. If you fuck another guy, you can tell yourself you're pretending he's the woman, and he can tell himself he's doing it so that you will reciprocate, and nobody has to touch anybody's penis. Fellatio, on the other hand, means getting pretty intimate and in your face (so to speak) with another guy's incontrovertible masculinity.

I love slang.

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Date: 13 Jan 2007 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coquettemoves.livejournal.com
This is maybe the best thing ever. EVER.

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Date: 13 Jan 2007 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ida-pea.livejournal.com
I'm speechless. That's so funny.

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Date: 13 Jan 2007 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pickledixy.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Cock: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*falls over laughing*

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Date: 13 Jan 2007 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-bien-rose.livejournal.com
Suddenly the subtext of "The Soldiering Life" by The Decemberists has become incontrovertible, uh, supertext?

Hi, don't know you, clicked a sweet-ass orgasm banner, thought this was HILARIOUS.

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Date: 13 Jan 2007 04:51 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] copracat
Classic fan fiction is special, people.

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Date: 13 Jan 2007 08:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
can't. stop. laughing.

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Date: 15 Jan 2007 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apoplexia.livejournal.com
Okay, I was skeptical. My slang dictionary doesn't give it a particularly WWII context, although it does note that from the 1950s on denoted "a normally heterosexual man who, deprived for whatever reason of women, enjoys anal intercourse, both as an active or passive partner." I guess stuck in a foxhole counts as deprived of women.

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