WE'RE ASSHOLE BUDDIES.

cim: So. 3.7 and 4.5 were... there was an American phrase he'd heard once, 'asshole buddies.' They hid it well; neither of them seemed at all--well, gay, or effeminate, or whatever.
perhael: OMGGHGGGGGGGDBGFNKGMKNKJFFHSHDF
cim: ASSHOLE BUDDIES?

cim: it's american? i feel so culturally impoverished!
wax: *goes to the urban dictionary*

1.        Asshole buddies
       
During WW2, sex was hard to get, and masturbation and fellatio were totally unacceptable practices. But in a foxhole environment asshole buddies could sodomize each other, in turn, without problem, as long as it was kept on the down low.

I get along pretty good with Pvt X. We're asshole buddies.

I'll bet those guys are asshole buddies.


2.        asshole buddies
       
Pals, accused of being so close they have become fudge packers.

John Kerry and the Breck girl weren't exactly asshole buddies until Kerry bit his tongue and chose him for Veep.

okay, so, several things strike me about this.  like for instance:

1. ASSHOLE BUDDIES?
2. anal sex was more socially acceptable than masturbation?
3. ASSHOLE. BUDDIES.

cim: there should be like an ann taintor icon. a 50s guy making a thumb's-up, going, "WE'RE ASSHOLE BUDDIES!"
perhael: YES.
perhael: now i want icons with like, every otp i've ever had
perhael: with ASSHOLE BUDDIES on it!

high points of the day in humour on the internets

spiders on drugs at youtube. um, don't watch if you don't like spiders. otherwise... well, it's really funny.

okay, and the other funniest thing i saw today was THIS. it's a short story that's not, in itself, that funny... except it's a MULTI-MEDIA SHORT STORY, and all the writing is interspersed with truly horrible photoshop collages. there's weird 80s wallpaper backgrounds, bodie apparently laughing with liquid in his mouth, floating clipart presents, angels, pixellation, a collage consisting of five copies of the same picture, a random panda (yes - really - a random panda), brilliant yellow m&m's, and more cheesy lyrics and poetry than you can shake a stick at. it has to be seen to be believed, and it must be saved for posterity.