cimorene

Last night I dreamed that I was at a wedding reception in a grand hotel. I was wearing a giant grand pink ball gown (note: if I wore a ballgown, it would never be pink. Go fig!) and floating about six inches above the floor through the lobby because the floor was covered in an elaborate arrangement of crystal goblets. A little girl, a toddler really, was chasing me and leaping up and latching onto my legs, and I kept kicking free and saying "Let go" only to have her latch on again.

Then I woke up and realised this was because I had been tossing and turning and trying desperately to kick off the covers because it was hot, but the Crazy, who was sleeping on my ankles, kept jumping back onto them before I could get out of the blankets. I sat up in confusion and shoved her off and she complained vociferously. Damn, that is one tenacious cat. During the day, anything from a sneeze to a car door slamming four stories below in the parking lot will frighten her off of someone's lap!

PS. Kelly Osbourne was the host of the second season of Project Catwalk, the low-budget UK version of Project Runway. Okay, it seems even lower budget, especially since I'm sure she's there because Liz Hurley quit, but who cares? She's hot! And even more adorable than the last time you saw her, I guarantee it. Look, she's wearing a bowler hat!