Badfic Summaries of the Day

[cimorene]

1. Summary: When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's is seen as sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £3.95 a minute. Yet when you talk dirty to me it’s neither sexual harassment nor does it burn a hole in my wallet, it’s just pure pleasure at its finest.



2. Summary: AU. Ryan, Travis and William are a gang of criminals, travelling through the Wild West, taking everything they can. When they reach Eagle Hawk they decide to rest for a few days. While propping up the bar in the local Saloon, Ryan becomes enchanted by the pianist.



3. Summary: Some people take religion way too serious. It‘s not easy when you‘re son of parents like that, not only that you don‘t believe to God anymore, you also are gay. Sadly, it‘s life of Mikey.



4. Summary: AU. Frank and Gerard are in college, they meet, and everything should work between them, if it wasn't for Gerard being straight and Frank being gay. (my summaries suck, I know.)



5. Summary Mikey grows up being sexually abused and has trouble coping when he moves in with his mother and estranged brother, Gerard.

Comments

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Aren't all these bands American? Why is the first one talking about pounds?

And speaking of badfic, right above your post is this request on sgastoryfinders: "I'm looking for a fic where John finds out Rodney is gay and does not take it well. There was most likely avoidance or shunning, and maybe physical abuse." *weeps*

Why does that fandom love shunning so!?

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

And I hope to God #3's author is a non-native speaker. "It's life of Mikey" sounds really Engrishy (not to mention "believe to God").

"It's life of Mikey" also sounds like a journal title. Or perhaps an icon. *ponders*

[cimness.livejournal.com]

LOL! I'm sure it's a non-native speaker, but it was just so delicious I couldn't resist. "It's life of Mikey" is pretty great. Wax's friendspage title is "But Mikey, don't you know that you're the sugar in my tea?" from another badfic summary. ♥