badfic in 1 minute

[cimorene]

cim: So, I read a badfic where Jon Stewart is really upset that his baseball team loses, so he locks himself in his room and his wife calls Stephen Colbert to fix the emergency. Stephen picks the lock and goes in there and cuddles him until he is ready to apologise for being a dick, and then his wife comes in and they all three sit on the bed, and then Stephen tries to go and Jon is like NOOOES I AM STILL SAD, so Stephen cuddles him from the other side and they both kiss his hair and Jon sighs happily, TEH END.
cim: WHAT THE FUCK.
lilah: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
cim: LOLOL, BUT SRSLY, WTF?
lilah: I DON'T KNOW
cim: I don't know whether to boggle my eyes out or throw up a little bit in my mouth!
lilah: SRSLY.
cim: WHERE TO START WITH ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
lilah: 1. Jon =/= 5 yr old kid
cim: 2. polyamory yay?
lilah: 3. wife calls stephen
cim: LOL
lilah: 4. CUDDLING
cim: 5. STEPHEN KNOWS HOW TO PICK LOCKS.
cim: 6. platonic hair-kissing
lilah: 7. THREE-WAY CUDDLING
cim: öklasjdöfkljasd (lock picking note: he's like, Gimme a coathanger, and Jon's wife is like, lolwtf, and he's like, Ta-da! and she's like, omg u got skillz! and he's like, lol inorite just a little trick i lernd in collij)
lilah: threeway platonic hair kissing should be a genre in its own right y/y?
cim: -klvjfpåqklofe ok Y
lilah: LOL COAT HANGER

Comments

[stungunbilly.livejournal.com]

You are so much more brave than I am. I tried to read a Stewart/Colbert once and had to jump up and down a lot with my hand over my mouth making choking noises. Not of hilarity, but of suffering. Apparently they are too funny for me to be able to deal with your standard cheaters-angst about them. (Not to mention grammar horrors which I will not describe because I'm about to eat breakfast.)
I thought, you know, that I was pretty badfic-tolerant when in a good mood.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Occasionally I can't stand to read standard crappy cheating angst or other ordinary badfic about a pairing if I just love them way too much, but basically all pairings in my casual acquaintance are fair game. I think this one is extra funny because it's so WILDLY inappropriate - it adds a whole new layer of LOL.

[stungunbilly.livejournal.com]

The world always needs more LOL, certainly.