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29 May 2008 08:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cimoreneOnce, at the Batcave, I had a drink made out of grapefruit juice, vodka, and absinthe.
The badfic I've found now is the perfect badfic equivalent of that drink. It's powerful! It's nauseating! It might well induce hallucinations, but even if it doesn't, it will leave you feeling like it did!
Not only are Harry and Snape magically OOC telepathic soul-bonded kinky D/s vampires, and not only did Harry grow six inches of hair, six inches of height and six inches of muscle (I'm estimating) in one month before he also grew his VAMPIRE WINGS, but Neville and the twins are his new best friends; he now has a tattoo and a lot of piercings; Fawkes is his telepathically bonded familiar and Dumbledore is evil; and his name is Harrison. Now, okay, the Dumbledore being evil part is kind of bigger in a way, but seriously... HARRISON? That was about when I started giggling uncontrollably.
The badfic I've found now is the perfect badfic equivalent of that drink. It's powerful! It's nauseating! It might well induce hallucinations, but even if it doesn't, it will leave you feeling like it did!
Not only are Harry and Snape magically OOC telepathic soul-bonded kinky D/s vampires, and not only did Harry grow six inches of hair, six inches of height and six inches of muscle (I'm estimating) in one month before he also grew his VAMPIRE WINGS, but Neville and the twins are his new best friends; he now has a tattoo and a lot of piercings; Fawkes is his telepathically bonded familiar and Dumbledore is evil; and his name is Harrison. Now, okay, the Dumbledore being evil part is kind of bigger in a way, but seriously... HARRISON? That was about when I started giggling uncontrollably.
