hey guys i'm enya. get in the car.

[cimorene]

Once, at the Batcave, I had a drink made out of grapefruit juice, vodka, and absinthe.

The badfic I've found now is the perfect badfic equivalent of that drink. It's powerful! It's nauseating! It might well induce hallucinations, but even if it doesn't, it will leave you feeling like it did!

Not only are Harry and Snape magically OOC telepathic soul-bonded kinky D/s vampires, and not only did Harry grow six inches of hair, six inches of height and six inches of muscle (I'm estimating) in one month before he also grew his VAMPIRE WINGS, but Neville and the twins are his new best friends; he now has a tattoo and a lot of piercings; Fawkes is his telepathically bonded familiar and Dumbledore is evil; and his name is Harrison. Now, okay, the Dumbledore being evil part is kind of bigger in a way, but seriously... HARRISON? That was about when I started giggling uncontrollably.

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[perhael.livejournal.com]

HARRISON JAMES POTTER

[lurkslikefox.livejournal.com]

Oh I see! I thought it was Dumbledore who's name was Harrison. This makes slightly more sense. Slightly.

[brownbetty]

Ahahaha I got to the bit where he's gotten genetic testing done, (Why? Why not!) and the hallucinations started, so I bailed.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I must've been higher than I thought because I don't even remember any genetic testing.

It's all kind of a blur of: swirly colours! Leather pants! Images of Harry Potter dressed like a biker/rent boy/romance novel cover art with David Bowie hair! Images of Snape with lipstick on! Background Neville/Draco! Badsex! Surprise!weepy bottom!Snape!