cleaning shit

[cimorene]

so today has been a wonderful, wonderful day. there is no feeling of accomplishment like that which follows fishing dirty bottle tops and unopened tampons and shit from under roommates' desks and vaccuuming up pounds and pounds of shit from all over both rooms. yay. --there's so much shit in here--it's amazing, behind the tv, under the desks and the futon and matted in the carpet, under the beds and the fans and... ew. just. ew.

and almost all of it are these tremendous nasty dust bunnies made out of tangled wads of shed hair (at least we're all brunette, so there's no blame being assigned) mixed with these little clouds of gray crap (ie, dust). predict i will start sneezing at any moment.

but. yes. put all my shoes back in the Corner of Shoes under the window/broken radiator; rescued dirty slipper from certain death under the desk, along with the better of two spanish dictionaries and an invitation to a reading from my professor's new novel--crybaby butch (lisa: what's it called? me: the book? --duh. crybaby butch. lisa: *eyebrow* me: yeah, well, it's not a very promising title, but she's witty and nice so it might be good). oh. and also threw away lots of pieces of various bandaids.

god, we're gross.

<--sweaty and happy and sneezing. open window? hm hm hm hm.

in other news, i know how to say "i want a lot of chairs" in japanese, in the distal (/formal) style. for some reason i find this highly amusing.

Comments

rabid dust bunnies?

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

i understand completely. finally yoinked the floor vaccuum from housekeeping this past week, and it made this awful cruching noise as it sucked up all the shit on my floor... ew. my room is/was also the proud owner of the type of gray lint/hair dust bunnies that are large enough to do serious damage if loosed in a major metropolitan area. and this is with just ONE brunette...

Re: rabid dust bunnies?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

yoinked. hahaha.

yes, major damage in a metropolitan area. unfortunately. but i think they will not be released thusly, unless they do something i don't know about with the contents of the floor vaccuum.

I just like the part...

[kwirbx.livejournal.com]

about "i want a lot of chairs." You never, never know when you'll need that. I mean, if your stuck in Japan where there's a really high button that you have to push in order to save cows all over the world, you could just say that and then you'd have your choice in height augmenting/cow saving chairs. That would never happen though if there was a lot of shit lying around though.

Re: I just like the part...

[cimness.livejournal.com]

it's important. you're right. i never thought of that.

Re: I just like the part...

[cimness.livejournal.com]

isuga takusan hooshiidesu.