two, sure, but three?

[cimorene]

Wax and I keep laughing (and speculating) about how anyone could have three ex-wives, but we ignored one of the most obvious (though, okay, not one of the most LIKELY) explanations!

What if Gibbs doesn't believe in sex before marriage? Crackfic idea, free to good home.

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[bookshop.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha.

There is of course the possibility that they all keep leaving him because he's addicted to his second-in-commands job.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I still think that trying again (on his part) the third time is a bit squiffy. Shouldn't he have been like "you know, let's wait a few weeks and see if it works out first"? Unless he was on Fiji and drunk at the time. You know how it is when you're in Fiji and you're at a bonfire.

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, that would so happen to Tony! Think about it. "Boss, there's something I need to--"

"What is it, DiNozzo."

"It's just... remember that time you sent me to Cuba?"

"What did you do."

"I may have had one too many drinks and accidentally gotten engaged while trying to learn the samba."

"Dammit, DiNozzo, you were on duty!"

"You told me to have fun!"

"You were in GUANTANAMO."

"Exactly! I was innocent and helpless just like everyone else!"

And then Gibbs would have to go put the smack down on whoever the unfortunate girl (or boy, or boy-turned-girl) was who ensnared Tony, and it'd be really hot and adorable until the writers broke them up for no reason argh.

(Oh and I just watched the NCIS ep where T.J Thyne had a bit part playing, essentially, Hodgins. It made me :D)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I'm still wayyyyyy at the beginning of NCIS. Although I guess you could say I was spoiled, in that twisted way you get spoiled by badfic where when you actually get there in canon you're like "But I thought Tony turned into a little girl and cried in this episode! Huh."

Yeah, I guess Tony is the one it's believable for. And Gibbs would refuse to have sex with him while he's married to someone else! MORE CRACK! And whoever it was would want to refuse to get a divorce. And Tony would be like "It's probably not even legal. Don't worry about it, boss." and Gibbs would be like, "You got married in Cuba, DiNozzo, not in (...can't actually think of anywhere except Fiji?). It's legal."