(probably) last batch of ncis badfic headers

[cimorene]

• [title] You don't give me flowers
  Summary Tony isn't happy with something



• Author's notes The woman's name was changed accidentally. But i had other ideas.



• When Tony finds Gibbs at a suspicion club he starts to think.



• Spoilers: A few things form the new seasion



• [On a story where an OC ex of the protagonist dies in Iraq and he takes four days off of work to cry:] I hope you recognized the true moral of this story. PLEASE, PLEASE do not forget our men and women serving overseas. Replace those faded yellow magnet ribbons on your vehicles, folks. Remember why you bought them and why you're still flying that flag you hung from your front porch. No matter what your politics are, take a moment today to remember those who have pledged to serve and protect our country, wherever they may be stationed. Never forget.



• Balck-tie Dinners and a little romance.

I'm sorry to say these aren't as funny as the truly awful badfic headers in bandom were. I'm afraid this is mainly a lack of quantity - there's just not as much to choose from. More of the funny requires looking at the actual stories (and frequently the context) and that's just way too much trouble to copy-paste.

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[margueritem.livejournal.com]

[title] You don't give me flowers
Summary Tony isn't happy with something

hee!

It reminds me of SG-1 bad!fic summary (paraphrased from someone quoting it): "Daniel suffers a dangerous allergic reaction on a mission. Will he get help on time? Warning: character death"

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Nothing helps the troops like buying a magnet to put on your car! And by troops, I mean war profiteers.