lol jehovah's witnesses
25 Oct 2008 12:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cimoreneHAH. The Jehovah's Witnesses just came. I actually understood them, but I pretended not to understand any of their Finnish at all, and they didn't know any English or anything. They tried to ask if anyone else spoke Finnish, or what language I spoke, and I just shook my head and smiled and shrugged. And pronounced "en ymärää" (if I'm even spelling that right) even worse than my natural pronunciation of Finnish. Ahahahha. Their first guess was Russian.
Go, Crazy Entrepreneurial Opium-Smuggling Jewish White Russian Murderous Great Grandfather! I suppose if you're not used to looking at jews, perhaps we do look sort of Russian. NEW STRATEGY (kind of a time-consuming conversation though).
Or I guess I could just learn how to say "I'm happily Atheist" in Finnish but I have a feeling that would just encourage them. Maybe "I'm happily Pagan" would do a better job. Or maybe "I believe that God hates evangelism"? Then again, they're kind of sweet little old ladies. I guess I don't really want to shock or offend them.
Go, Crazy Entrepreneurial Opium-Smuggling Jewish White Russian Murderous Great Grandfather! I suppose if you're not used to looking at jews, perhaps we do look sort of Russian. NEW STRATEGY (kind of a time-consuming conversation though).
Or I guess I could just learn how to say "I'm happily Atheist" in Finnish but I have a feeling that would just encourage them. Maybe "I'm happily Pagan" would do a better job. Or maybe "I believe that God hates evangelism"? Then again, they're kind of sweet little old ladies. I guess I don't really want to shock or offend them.
