arashi daily

[cimorene]

when arashi's two most shamelessly spoilt, incurably superior and thoroughly sarcastic members are teamed up to do a bunch of infomercials, what could the results possibly be but sheer crack, jun the housewife, and nino flinging tables of edamame beans?

i love the dynamics of jun and nino together (i kind of want to stick them both in something horrible and muddy so we can see them whining, scowling and complaining simultaneously). that's why a whole scene will be lovingly devoted to nino's introduction to the royal crown princess jun in the crack au in which ohno is a sheikh and sho is his bodyguard and nino is the hapless musician sho kidnaps for ohno because he sees him staring covetously at him in the airport.