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Happy DW Day, everyone. I have a large store of amusing delicious summaries in addition to the plebefic headers right now, so in celebration I will post a little of both! (CW RPS seems to be a rich source of these - I got them all from one reading binge last week.)

Headers!

Summary: Something's growing and kicking inside Dean and it was not a demon.
Summary: Brendon Urie was good at many things like video games, music, and hugging. What he was best at, however, was killing people. You see, Brendon was a professional assassin
Warnings: Non-Con and possible Wincest in later chapters (Although I’m still debating that) and I’m not particularly nice to Sam. Character Death (Again that’s another debate that may or may not happen), also they might be a little Blasphemy.
Summary: Castiel had been there during fall of Lucifer and his followers, the first ever Demons and Heaven created them.
[Author's Note] I don't think I've ever written fic at a stupider time of the morning, but I woke up and could not get back to sleep because my teeth were hurting so much, and this happened.
Disclaimer: This is not real. Everyone who dares to insist it is, needs their head’s checked. No offence to The Boys – you guys, I love you, and don’t want you any harm. This is just for fun!

Delicious Summaries!

Jensen Ackles confessed. He is guilty. Jared's convinced otherwise, willing to throw himself down the path of obsession for the love of a man he has never even touched.
Jensen is deaf, and Jared is an astounding pianist with no social life. They fall in love.
Jensen Ackles joins the Army to help pay for college. He meets the drill Sargent called 'big daddy', and decides he probably should have just took a job flipping hamburgers.
Summary: Jared is really just an old-fashioned boy out to save the world. With lapdances. [This one is actually completely intentional crack, which just adds to its charm.]
Summary: Jared is married to an extremely abusive man. One night, his husband discovers Jared’s intention to leave him – and the unthinkable happens. Jared wakes up in a hospital with no memory of who he is, his past or how his battered and severely abused body got that way. He meets Jensen Ackles – and together they try and rebuild Jared’s life – until…