What Can Plebefic Headers Do for You?

[cimorene]

Happy DW Day, everyone. I have a large store of amusing delicious summaries in addition to the plebefic headers right now, so in celebration I will post a little of both! (CW RPS seems to be a rich source of these - I got them all from one reading binge last week.)

Headers!

1. 
   Summary: Something's growing and kicking inside Dean and it was not a demon.
   
2. 
   Summary: Brendon Urie was good at many things like video games, music, and hugging. What he was best at, however, was killing people. You see, Brendon was a professional assassin
   
3. 
   Warnings: Non-Con and possible Wincest in later chapters (Although I’m still debating that) and I’m not particularly nice to Sam. Character Death (Again that’s another debate that may or may not happen), also they might be a little Blasphemy.
   Summary: Castiel had been there during fall of Lucifer and his followers, the first ever Demons and Heaven created them.
   
4. 
   [Author's Note] I don't think I've ever written fic at a stupider time of the morning, but I woke up and could not get back to sleep because my teeth were hurting so much, and this happened.
   
5. 
   Disclaimer: This is not real. Everyone who dares to insist it is, needs their head’s checked. No offence to The Boys – you guys, I love you, and don’t want you any harm. This is just for fun!

Delicious Summaries!

• 
  Jensen Ackles confessed. He is guilty. Jared's convinced otherwise, willing to throw himself down the path of obsession for the love of a man he has never even touched.
  
• 
  Jensen is deaf, and Jared is an astounding pianist with no social life. They fall in love.
  
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  Jensen Ackles joins the Army to help pay for college. He meets the drill Sargent called 'big daddy', and decides he probably should have just took a job flipping hamburgers.
  
• 
  Summary: Jared is really just an old-fashioned boy out to save the world. With lapdances. [This one is actually completely intentional crack, which just adds to its charm.]
  
• 
  Summary: Jared is married to an extremely abusive man. One night, his husband discovers Jared’s intention to leave him – and the unthinkable happens. Jared wakes up in a hospital with no memory of who he is, his past or how his battered and severely abused body got that way. He meets Jensen Ackles – and together they try and rebuild Jared’s life – until…
  

Comments

[starfish]

also they might be a little Blasphemy.

Oh, do I know how that is.

[brownbetty]

…BIG DADDY.

I am sort of hoping that one's Jensen/Jeff, even though I sense JDM fic has fallen sharply off, because BIG DADDY.

Who the hell calls their drill sargent, “Big Daddy?”

Oh wait, military themed porn. I have answered my own question.

[cimorene]

...I'm not sure I even read the pairing tags on that one. It was so clearly a "post summary to mock"-er and not a read-er.

[brownbetty]

My favourite of that ilk

(10:04:51 PM) Betty: Are you there? I need to momentarily aslk;dfj at someone.
(10:05:07 PM) makesmewannadie: y
(10:05:10 PM) makesmewannadie: what's up?
(10:05:39 PM) Betty: I'm just in that dumb mood where you go through delicious looking for dumb porn, and "Fascinating AU where Earth is at war, Jensen and Jared are brothers, and after their parents are killed, Jensen joins the Sex Corps to pay for Jared's medical care."
(10:05:45 PM) Betty: OH FANDOM
(10:05:47 PM) makesmewannadie: O.o
(10:05:56 PM) Betty: SEX CORPS
(10:05:56 PM) makesmewannadie: THE SEX CORPS
(10:06:04 PM) makesmewannadie: <3 fandom 4eva
(10:06:09 PM) makesmewannadie: omg never change.
(10:06:38 PM) Betty: Just, you know, why waste time coming up with something plausible? Make up a sex corps, and then you don't need an excuse!
(10:06:56 PM) makesmewannadie: EZACKAMACKLY.
(10:06:59 PM) Betty: Also, I don't know if AU really covers it.

...the sex corps!!!

[cimorene]

WHAT?????????????????? HAHAHAH

[mecurtin]

Summary: Jared is really just an old-fashioned boy out to save the world. With lapdances. [This one is actually completely intentional crack, which just adds to its charm.]

WANT! Point me to it! Though of course, my mind immediately thinks about how he crushes those he means to save, what with being HUGE.

[cimorene]

It wasn't good enough that I saved it. The quickest way to find a delicious summary that you liked is probably to c/p the part I posted into the search box at delicious.com. Although I think the story might have been by chash. If that's the case, her fic is at with_a_kay.

[kellyfaboo]

Summary: Something's growing and kicking inside Dean and it was not a demon.

MPREG? ... is it wrong that I almost want to see this?

[cimorene]

Oh, there's PLENTY of mpreg! That's just the one with the funniest summary.

[torachan]

The only thing that would make that last summary really awesome is if it turned out that Jensen was actually the abusive husband and he's fucking with Jared's mind while he has amnesia. I would totally be down with that.

[cimorene]

LOLLL. That's a cool idea. I think you should do it! Although it does ring a bell - I wonder if I've seen that somewhere before?