So this more or less happens every time we receive anything in the mail, plus or minus the signing steps and the "Cim forgetting basic Finnish that she actually knows" steps.
Friends tell me that he can actually be heard from the building lobby 5 stories down when our door is closed. The neighbors must love us.
[Doorbell rings]
PERRY: MOM!!!! INTRUDERS!
ME: Okay, good boy, quiet now! I heard!
MAIL GUY: Haha-
PERRY: Just as I suspected! A strange man who wants to enter the apartment! No - Mom, where are you - don't go out there! ...AT LEAST TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!
ME [edging out into the hall without letting the dog by]: Uh, hahah. Perry... shh! [reflexively but without hope of success since Perry is a beagle]
PERRY: MOM!!! MOM? ARE YOU OKAY OUT THERE?
MAIL GUY: If you could just s -
PERRY [so loud as to completely drown him out]: MOMMY NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
MAIL GUY: - ign here...
ME: Sorry, I don't... uh... understand Finnish...
PERRY: WAX! MOM'S IN THE HALL WITH A STRANGE MAN!
MAIL GUY: -YOUR NAME?
ME: It's okay, Perry! - Oh, sorry. OK. [signs]
PERRY: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
[MAIL GUY walks away laughing to himself as I go back inside and close the door. PERRY still doesn't stop barking.]
Friends tell me that he can actually be heard from the building lobby 5 stories down when our door is closed. The neighbors must love us.
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Date: 20 May 2009 11:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 20 May 2009 03:09 pm (UTC)My cat is at the door almost every time, checking out who is coming in. And not for attention--he sniffs them and then watches them. It's funny.