Five Things You Could Do With 30 Dean Winchesters

[cimorene]

On my last plebefic headers post this thread ran:

Summary: Cas needs help. Deans' help
villeinage: Re #2--Yes, Cas needs so much help that one Dean is not enough. You know, I don't have a problem with more than one of him. He's very easy on the eyes. More is surely better.
cimorene: Well, I could enjoy two or even three, but imagine if there were, say, thirty. That might be unnerving.
someblazingstar: Ha, I tried to think of what the hell a person could do with 30 Dean Winchesters and the first thing that popped into my head was "make them answer the phones at my job so my coworkers and I can go on vacation." WHAT.
cimorene: Make a synchronized swimming team? I'd love to see this as a meme. "Post a list of five things you could do with 30 Dean Winchesters."

1. Make a synchronized swimming team. (waxjism: I can see it. Ahh. My mind is a nice place. They're all wearing red speedos.)


2. Have them perform a play like, say, A Midsummer Night's Dream. Let them keep their own clothes. Distinguish them for purposes of the play with hats.


3. Paint them white and have them mime, in slow-motion.


4. Move into a new apartment without an elevator; have them carry all the furniture up and down stairs.


5. Make one pie, and make them explain existentialism/ frown/ talk about their feelings competitively to choose who gets it.

I'd welcome additional suggestions.

Comments

[smilingslightly]

I think I'd have them spell things. Possibly while naked. [warning: link does not show naked Deans]

With 30 of them, you could spell out birthday greetings or "Congratulations, Graduate!", etc., (given one to two Deans per letter.)

[someblazingstar.livejournal.com]

OH! Just thought of a new one: Brothel cemetery! If we're going with the definition where it's a brothel in a cemetery, anyway. 30 Deans to turn tricks AND salt 'n' burn any potential ghost problems! Profitable and practical, Y/Y?

[copracat]

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[anglepoiselamp]

Ahahahah *SNORT*

This post completely and utterly made my day. <3

[cimorene]

BRILLIANT.

[cimorene]

Oh, good idea. But it'd be even cooler if they could do it standing up. Deans are probably bendy, right?

[cimorene]

+3 million points for combining two crack plebefic headers IN ONE!